Ghoti, fish - I give a sh**t!
Customer: 'Hi, do you have four volt, two watt bulbs?'
Clerk: 'For what?'
Customer: 'No, two.'
Clerk: 'To what?'
Customer: 'Yes!'
Clerk: 'No!'
Customer: 'Damned!'
Clerk: 'For what?'
Customer: 'No, two.'
Clerk: 'To what?'
Customer: 'Yes!'
Clerk: 'No!'
Customer: 'Damned!'
DJ Rindenmulch - 20. Sep, 13:18
